一些欠扁问答题

Here are some jokes that were used in some variety shows:

１。　羊来了，猜一种水果。

２。　狼来了，猜一种水果。

３。　主办烤肉的人怕什么？

４。　电脑键盘哪个按钮最受欢迎？

５。　一个波霸走在路上。忽然其中的一个胸变小了。　猜一个国家。

６。　天才，白痴，和傻瓜　那一个没吃午餐？

７。　日本，中国和美国，呢个国家的兵步操最整齐？

８。　油的妈妈是谁？






答案：

1。 草莓 （草没）
2。 杨桃 （羊逃）
3。 怕来烤肉的人都吃素
4。 F4
5。 意大利
6。 白痴。因为天下没有白吃（白痴）的午餐。
7。 日本，因为他们有滨崎步（兵齐步）
8。 花。 因为花生油

American idol 3

Been quite a boring week as i have to anxiously wait for the release of results at the end of the month. Think may fail accounting 2 but then hope not... too late to change anything now.

Nothing really much to do this holiday except to watch the animes and movies that i had downloaded. Just finished ALong Came Polly and it was quite a good show. Now half way through to 50 first dates and its not as good though. Getting kinda boring especially that i would prefer to see Jennifer Aniston then to see Drew Barrymore.

American Idol 3 finally came to an end and i almost missed out on the winner on Thursday. Fell asleep and woke up at 1115pm. Thought that the show was over but luckily they were just only about to annouce the winner of the competition. Fantasia Barrino won in the end. I think she deserves to win far more better then Diana DeGarmo. Diana doesnt have the feeling of a star at all. She looks kinda plump i will feel wierd if she won.

Downloads this week: May 24 - 28th 2004
One Piece 96
Hunter x Hunter: Greed Island Final 03 - 06
Konjiki no Gash Bell!! 30-31
Monster 07
Shura no Toki 07
Shinkon Gattai Godannar 15
Gantz 06
Kono Minikuku mo Utsukushii Sekai 08
Inuyasha 147-148
Samurai Champloo 01
Midori no Hibi 08

Ship sank 6km near Sentosa

A ship that was carrying 4000 cars sank into the sea after it collided with a oil tanker ship... what a waste of cars man. Looks like it is time to go there and try my luck to se if i can fish any of the car up from under the sea. Seems to be that they knew they were going to hit each other way before the incident. In the end, one of my friends told me a joke after he heard of the incident;

There was a Malaysia ship that was moving towards the direction of Singapore. From afar it saw a light. The night was dark and from the flag that hanging there, they founf out that it was a Singapore ship.
At a distance of 1km:

SIngapore: Warning to the ship that is approaching, the route you are taking is going to hit us straight. Please steer yur direction to avoid a direct collision.

After hearing the warning, the malaysian captian was not very pleased. He too send a message to the Singapore ship

Malaysia: Please steer your ship away to avoid a collision with our precious ship.

The two ships continued to approach with neither party willing to give way. In the end, the ships were only 400m apart and the malasyian captain bean to panic. The captain sent a message to the singapore ship.

Malaysia: What the hell are you doing?? Didnt i ask you to move your ships out of the way??

The Singapore side replied: This is the captain of the Lighthouse Speaking...

Stupid Real Madrid

Real Madrid finished 4th in the league?!?!?!? how can that possibly be especially with their mutimillions players. The worst thing is that they had only managed to get 3 points in 7 games... This tells us that even if you have the most expensive or maybe even the best players in the world, it doesnt neccessary gurantee you success. Also the focus were always on Real Madrid and everytime they lose a game a very big fuss is made out of it.

It does seems that the higher you are the more pressure you have, the more that society doesnt give you any allowance for any mistakes and the harder you fall. Therefore we should enjoy our success during our career high and enjoy life during our career low...

Trying to find ways to open up the ports of my firewall caused by the stupid router... then i can download gigabytes of shits using Bittorrent!!! wahahaha..

New Blog Design

Lets hope that this will be the last of the many times that i will be making changes on the designs of my blog... its so tiring to change design everytime. All these are being done after complaints by someone called Chris saying that my blog is in a total mess. He always change his blog design... so free eh.

Searched the web and found out the top 100 most influential people in the world which was researched from times magazine.

Leaders and Revolutionaries:

David Ben-Gurion
Ho Chi Minh
Winston Churchill
Mohandas Gandhi
Mikhail Gorbachev
Adolf Hitler
Martin Luther King
Ayatullah Ruhollah Khomeini
V.I. Lenin
Nelson Mandela
Pope John Paul II
Ronald Reagan
Eleanor Roosevelt
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Teddy Roosevelt
Margaret Thatcher
Unknown Rebel
Margaret Sanger
Lech Walesa
Mao Zedong

Artists and Entertainers:

Louis Armstrong
Lucille Ball
The Beatles
Marlon Brando
Coco Chanel
Charlie Chaplin
Le Corbusier
Bob Dylan
T.S. Eliot
Aretha Franklin
Martha Graham
Jim Henson
James Joyce
Pablo Picasso
Rodgers &Hammerstein
Bart Simpson
Frank Sinatra
Steven Spielberg
Igor Stravinsky
Oprah Winfrey

Builders and Titans:

Stephen Bechtel
Leo Burnett
Willis Carrier
Walt Disney
Henry Ford
Bill Gates
Amadeo Giannini
Ray Kroc
Estee Lauder
William Levitt
Lucky Luciano
Louis B. Mayer
Charles Merrill
Akio Morita
Walter Reuther
Pete Rozelle
David Sarnoff
Juan Trippe
Sam Walton
Thomas Watson, Jr.

Scientists and Thinkers:

Leo Baekeland
Tim Berners-Lee
Rachel Carson
Francis Crick & James Watson
Albert Einstein
Philo Farnsworth
Enrico Fermi
Alexander Fleming
Sigmund Freud
Robert Goddard
Kurt Gödel
Edwin Hubble
John Maynard Keynes
Louis, Mary & Richard Leakey
Jean Piaget
Jonas Salk
William Shockley
Alan Turing
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Wilbur & Orville Wright

Heroes and Icons:

Muhammad Ali
The American G.I.
Diana, Princess of Wales
Anne Frank
Billy Graham
Che Guevara
E. Hillary & T. Norgay
Helen Keller
The Kennedys
Bruce Lee
Charles Lindbergh
Harvey MIlk
Marilyn Monroe
Mother Teresa
Emmeline Pankhurst
Rosa Parks
Pelé
Andrei Sakharov
Jackie Robinson
Bill Wilson

THis list is BIASED!! Only like Mao Zedong managed to make it to the top 100... cannot be right... where is our Favourite SM Lee????

Haahaha. Went to sing KTV straight after the last paper on wednesday at Orchard.. Luckily JM knows the people there and they charge us damn cheap. Its like only 32++ for 3 and a half hours of singing. All the stress that had built up inside the body was instantly released. After that we went to 鼎太丰 if i never write wrongly to eat the 拉面和小笼包。The meal alone cost more then the KTV haha.

Yesterday Wu Zhong Xian was caught for drunk driving. As usual, he joke around with the police and sort of like delay the time by about one hour. Inside his car were 3 young pretty girls. He is really my idol man... so funny and always have pretty girls surrounding him.

Finished watching Planetes. I would give the show 10/10. The story is in the near future where mankind have already set up stations in space. Base were set on the moon and they have even reached Mars. Along with the venture into space were debris that were disposed of conveniently into space. The debris were a threat coz even a small screw wandering in space can cause a major disaster to any spacecraft flying nearby. The Anime revolve around two characters; Tanabe and Hachimaki who work in the Debris section that was considered the lowest in the company. Terrorist known as the space front defence were constantly carrying out terrorist acts. Most of them were from poor and undeveloped countries and were against the venture into space due to the unequal distribution of resources they obtain from space. They were especially against the venture to Jupitar as the resources used were huge and could had been used to save the millions of starving people on Earth... In the end ....

Chelsea lost to Monaco!!!! yay... Now i think Porto will win the CL. Well done to Monaco for helping Arsenal revenge on Chelsea. Newcastle has also been knocked out of the UEFA cup. Since like English Clubs cannot make it in the European competition this season...

Finally the exams are over... CHEERS!!!