Ship sank 6km near Sentosa

A ship that was carrying 4000 cars sank into the sea after it collided with a oil tanker ship... what a waste of cars man. Looks like it is time to go there and try my luck to se if i can fish any of the car up from under the sea. Seems to be that they knew they were going to hit each other way before the incident. In the end, one of my friends told me a joke after he heard of the incident;

There was a Malaysia ship that was moving towards the direction of Singapore. From afar it saw a light. The night was dark and from the flag that hanging there, they founf out that it was a Singapore ship.
At a distance of 1km:

SIngapore: Warning to the ship that is approaching, the route you are taking is going to hit us straight. Please steer yur direction to avoid a direct collision.

After hearing the warning, the malaysian captian was not very pleased. He too send a message to the Singapore ship

Malaysia: Please steer your ship away to avoid a collision with our precious ship.

The two ships continued to approach with neither party willing to give way. In the end, the ships were only 400m apart and the malasyian captain bean to panic. The captain sent a message to the singapore ship.

Malaysia: What the hell are you doing?? Didnt i ask you to move your ships out of the way??

The Singapore side replied: This is the captain of the Lighthouse Speaking...